Lured once more to Henley Regatta for the blazers and caps shrunk in half, worn by ex-rowers who’ve doubled in size.
The ludicrous Stewards’ Enclosure dress code of no visible ladies’ knees remains inviolate; two years ago I watched an ejected girl vainly pleading she’d driven all the way from Wales who proved to be Tiggy Legge-Bourke, nanny to Princes William and Harry.
